Why did the bird walk across the road?
So I saw a bird (a Starling I believe) walk across a road, 2 lanes. There were cars coming both ways so he was booking it to make it without getting crushed. It was highly amusing to see his little stick legs going so fast they were a blur. He made it across and all I could think of was 'You're a freaking bird! Why are you walking across the street when you have wings? All that I can think of was that he's been watching too many extreme sports and dodging cars was as close as he could come.
posted by clowridr at
6:07 AM
3 Comments:
im more concerned about the fact that you knew what kind of bird it was....
you never know when knowing the type of animal you're dealing with might save your life. knowing the difference between a common housecat and a jungle puma once saved mine...
wherever you are hanging out where there is a need to knwo the difference between a puma and a common cat is not a place i need to be. Let me guess, were u taunting and throwing debris at the "cat" while drinking a bottle of vodka?
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