Pacers piss me off!!!

You know who these people are. They drive in the fast lane, maybe a little above the speed limit. That is, until they come upon another car. Then, for reasons unknown to me, they freeze up. Perhaps they're reading a bumper sticker. Maybe she's cute. Could be that there's a kid in the back see that looks like he's going to through his happy meal out the window. Who knows. What matters is that the person will not pass. Oh no, they slow down so that they're going about the same speed while a line of cars builds up behind them. Sometimes they'll speed up, but only until they're even or a little ahead and then they'll slow down. These self-proclaimed traffic cops seem to have taken it upon themselves to protect us from getting anywhere quickly. It makes me want to go all gta4 and pit-maneuver them out of my way! I got stuck behind one this morning. 55mph, wide open highway in front. 3 cars wide. It made me wish I had a gobbler....

Wouldn't it be great to use those massive arms to grab the car and flip it over behind you like a pancake? Ahhh... the commuting fantasy...