Random song stuck in my head

Yeah, the original was cookie monster....

C is for coffee
It’s good enough for me
C is for coffee
Changes the smell of my pee!

Oh how I love coffee
I just can’t get enough
So good in my belly
The twitching keeps me buff!

Dd makes the best
Coffee that’s around
I chug it really quickly
I make a gulping sound!

Try to take my coffee
And woe is on your way
You might lose a finger
You best stay away!

Charlieism of the day

That makes as much sense as a five sided hexagon